What happens in the Dark will come out in the Light!

What's up everybody!

You know the old saying, "what happens in darkness, will soon come to light".  Well something is definitely going on under my covers when it gets dark.  The moving, the growling, the panting, the scratching.  Not to mention the muscles tensing up, the sweat from the brow drips onto the pillow.  All of these verbs lead up to a very boisterous sound "HOOOWWWLLLLL".  Get your minds out of the gutter. LMAO.  I think I turn into a WEREWOLF at night. So, when the light came on, this is what I found!  Look at these damn sheets!!

 NO JOKE, this is the 2nd set of sheets I have gone through.  They don't make 1200 count like they use to.  I'm in serious need of a pedicure.  Yep, that's just a day in the life of your "soon-to-be" favorite comedian.!!

Boogie!